Rick Rapid's 1988 | Structured
Rick once told a nervous tourist, “Nobody’s ever died on a Tuesday.” When the customer said it was Wednesday, Rick responded “oh”
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Allen's Shag Carpets 1972 | Structured
In 1972, Allen ran an ad claiming his carpet felt “like walking on a warm mustache.” Sales spiked with divorced women that month.
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Smooths 1954 | Structured
Smooth once tried to press charges against a bar owner for “first-degree murder of the blues.” Witnesses confirmed somebody had added opera to the late-night rotation.
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Jimmy Jets Jacuzzis 1958 | Structured
Jimmy refused to sell jacuzzis to anybody who called them “hot tubs.” He said that was “pool people language.”
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Powder Jones 1984 | Structured
Powder Jones refused to befriend anyone who said they were “more of a beach person.” He called them “low-altitude losers”
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Mosquito Mike's 1992 | Structured
Mike claimed mosquitos preferred vegans because “their blood lacks survival instincts"
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Finnly's Surfboard Repair 1996 | Structured
Finnly once paddled out during a lightning storm because “electricity respects confidence”
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Drips 1997 | Structured
Ronnie hated roof inspectors with a passion. He called them "federal pigeons"
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Allen's Shag Carpets 1972 | Structured
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Smooths 1954 | Structured
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Rick Rapid's 1988 | Structured
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Powder Jones 1984 | Structured
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Jimmy Jets Jacuzzis 1958 | Structured
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Drips 1997 | Structured
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Simply Shady 1976 | Structured
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Barry's Table Tennis Balls 1976 | Structured
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Mosquito Mike's 1992 | Structured
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Harlem Hammocks 1999 | Structured
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Finnly's Surfboard Repair 1996 | Structured
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Allen's Shag Carpets 1972 | Unstructured
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Smooths 1954 | Unstructured
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Rick Rapid's 1988 | Unstructured
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Powder Jones 1984 | Unstructured
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Jimmy Jets Jacuzzis 1958 | Unstructured
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Drips 1997 | Unstructured
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Simply Shady 1976 | Unstructured
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Powder Jones - Black Ice | Unstructured
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Barry's Table Tennis Balls 1976 | Unstructured
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Mosquito Mike's 1992 | Unstructured
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Gary's VHS 1988 | Unstructured
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Harlem Hammocks 1999 | Unstructured
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Shagadelic '72 - By Allen's Shag Carpets | Unstructured
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Finnly's Surfboard Repair 1996 | Unstructured
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McJuggins Milk Delivery | Unstructured
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Corduroy Bills 1985 | Unstructured
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Oopsie Daisy Cleaning Co. 1993 | Unstructured
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Fiddler Junction 1936 | Unstructured
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Burn’s Pipe Tobacco 1923 | Unstructured
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Sunny Sides 1975 | Unstructured
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Fastball Tommy’s 1941 | Unstructured
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Lorianne's Fresh Lemonade 1985 | Unstructured
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Terry's Toner 1983 | Unstructured
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Elwood Guitar Co. | Unstructured
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Polly's Powder 1692 | Unstructured
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Crosstown Cassettes 1989 | Unstructured
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Dr. Jumps 1943 | Unstructured
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Booth's Rolodex | Unstructured
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